turkeynugg

Nancy Drew troll alumni.

Oct 20
“Zombies don’t kill people; people kill people.” Lizzie Samuels, probably.

Oct 19

boomishimizu:

turkeynugg:

What do you call a sheep who is a pastry chef?

What

A baaaa-ker. *padum ch*


What do you call a sheep who is a pastry chef?


Oct 16

nancythedrew:

was there ever any explanation for herinterative’s obsession with those crappy maze puzzles that looked like they were made for someone’s Programming 1 final project?


Oct 15
qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"


That’s a satirical article.

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

That’s a satirical article.

(via whoop-de-do-nancydrew)


Oct 14

Oh cool, I just got LIE spoiled. Why do you guys not tag your fucking spoilers.


Oct 13

sonny-joon-wuz-here said: If I remember correctly there was a pair of Siamese twins who married two separate people. also one was an alcoholic and the other wasn't

Oh my god!!! Was the one who wasn’t an alcoholic forced to become inebriated then?? Did they just punch the twin and throw away their alcohol? That’s so crazy!!!


If you marry Siamese twins, is it considered polygamy? And if you have sex with them is it a threesome??? What if you want to marry just one twin? Can you do that???? What if two sets of Siamese twins want to marry each other? Do they have to have like 4 weddings????


Why is OCTOber not the eighth month of the year


Oct 12
I thought Xenia’s hair was very beautiful, so I tried to do a variation of it.

I thought Xenia’s hair was very beautiful, so I tried to do a variation of it.


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